Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Conspicuous Waste

"To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.”

- Bertrand Russell

Wednesday, 10 October 2012

The Right Of Way

The car honks. My right of way it says.
The bus honks. My right of way it says.
Then the car pulls ahead and brakes abruptly in front of the bus. It was my right of way it says.
It brakes abruptly in front of a bus full of people, wanting to make its point.
The bus brakes in turn and we -young, old, whatever- are all abruptly flung forward.
What the…?
I don’t know or care whose right of way it was but you don’t brake abruptly in front of a bus.
I don’t care how right or big or clever you are, if you brake abruptly in front of a bus then you are wrong and small and stupid.
Here’s an idea, if you want to show us how important it is that you have your right of way then why not try braking abruptly in front of a train? 

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Why Is The Sea Salty?

'Hey Max, do you know why the sea is salty but a river isn't?'
'No, Max. Why are you asking me that?'
'Aren't you interested?'
'Well, I've got other things to focus on.'
'Like what?'
'You know, the daily stuff I need to do.'
'But don't you think it's a primary question?'
'My primary question at the moment is which price plan to choose for my mobile.' 
'Well, let me tell you: so over millions of years, the seas have been accumulating salt washed off the land by rain water as it finds its way via rivers, both above and below ground, back into the sea. So fresh water is actually salty too but the concentration of salt is too low for us to notice.'
'Do I need unlimited texts? I don't actually send that many...'