Monday, 8 June 2009

Life is Fatal

So I went to a walk-in clinic. I have a niggling pain I wanted checked out.
In short, I’ll live. In long, I’ll die one day, but not from this.
While I was there I saw a sign on the door. Mental health group meeting cancelled due to illness it said. But that’s the point, I thought, it should say Mental health group meeting on due to illness. Then I smiled to myself, pleased at my gag.
What a retard…

2 comments:

  1. I thought the British term was "spaz"? Or were you trying to expand your appeal and write for a North American audience?

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  2. I'm not catering for anyone, it's just what I wrote at the time, for better or for worse.
    Mainly for worse...

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