The History Of The Present

‘Hey Seb.’
‘Hey Seb.’
‘What have you been up to?’
‘I’ve been wondering how knowledge is acquired.’
‘What do you mean?’
‘Exactly that.’
‘Exactly what?’
‘That. You just asked a question. Because you want to acquire knowledge.’
‘No, I don’t. You just said something I didn’t understand.’
‘So you want to acquire knowledge.’
‘No, I don’t.’ I glared at me. ‘And it’s not knowledge if you’re talking crap.’
‘How do you know it’s crap?’
‘Because it usually is.’
‘But how did you acquire that knowledge?’
‘I’m going to hit you. I have knowledge that that hurts.’
‘And besides if my knowledge is crap then it means that your knowledge about it is crap too so maybe it isn't crap after all...’
I hit me.