Illusion Of Reality

‘You look fucking intelligent.’
‘I’m sorry?’
‘You do.’
‘Well, I’m not.’
‘Hm.’
‘It’s just the glasses.’
‘Right.’
It’s strange that I should feel the need to defend myself. Actually, I don’t mind giving the illusion of intelligence. But, more importantly, I want to give the illusion that I don’t care that I give the illusion of intelligence.