*New message*
Quick, here’s some new information from someone doing something somewhere.
Wow, it’s so much more interesting than the thing I am doing here and now.
Especially as I am not paying attention to what I am doing here and now as I'm reading about the something someone is doing somewhere.
I bet if I was doing the something someone is doing somewhere I would be enthralled and not be distracted reading about another something that another someone is doing another somewhere.
Focusing on the here and now is so boring especially since I'm not focusing on it.
I can’t wait for the next new message.
Hurry up, this message is so yesterday.
Very clever and sadly very true!
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