Monday, 25 February 2019

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In University, Karl Marx's Political Economics professor noted that every day, the young man would get up halfway through class and walk out. One day, as Marx stood up to leave, the professor stopped lecturing and turned to him.
"I am curious, Mr. Marx, what it is about my teaching you find so intolerable that you cannot sit through more than half of any given lecture?"
"Oh, no, sir, it's nothing like that," said the young Marx. "I have a class on 'Proletariat ideology' that starts in five minutes and I'll be dropped from the course if I'm late."
The professor was confused. "You mean to tell me that the University registered you for two courses at the same time?"
"Yes, sir," Marx responded. "It's a class conflict."

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