Reductio Ad Absurdum

This morning I woke up to go to work.
I go to work so that I receive a salary.
I need a salary so that I can pay for food and shelter.
I need food and shelter so that I am fit and healthy.
I need to be fit and healthy so that I can go to work.
The work that pays for me to be able to go to work.
The work that pays me a salary.
The salary that also pays for distraction.
The distraction that allows me to forget about work.
The work that pays for me to be able to forget it.
On closer inspection, removing work from the equation could really reduce my overheads...